yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
