So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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