Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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