I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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