Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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