Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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