I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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