Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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