Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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