Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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