i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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