Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
