That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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