Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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