i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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