All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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