she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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