well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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