it hurts more in the daytime
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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