In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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