butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
