I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
