Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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