As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK