Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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(313): View more from Michigan

my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly

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(469): View more from Texas

I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you

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(207): View more from Maine

It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well

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(702): View more from Nevada

Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?

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(424): View more from California

I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.

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