im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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