Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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