I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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