I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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