I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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