I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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