i don't want you to think of me as your TA
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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