Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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