ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
