David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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