They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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