Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
