I cannot find my penis.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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