Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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