DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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