u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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