you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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