just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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