You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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