She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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3 2 1 whiskey
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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