Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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