I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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