I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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