Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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