Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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