Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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