They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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