covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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