UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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