just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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