We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
please come you make the beer taste better
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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