I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish i was in the wii world.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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