she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
The best revenge is premature balding
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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