Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is it penis luge time yet?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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