i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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